It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 7452). To our department, unproductive time isn't a problem. What is a problem, however, is not knowing exactly what you are doing during your unproductive time. Attached below is a sheet specifying a tentative extended job code list based on our observations of employee activities.
The list will allow you to specify with a fair amount of precision what you are doing during your unproductive time. Please begin using this job code list immediately and let us know about any difficulties you encounter.
Thank you,
Accounting.

Attached: Extended Job Code List
Code
Number Explanation
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7452UM Useless Meeting
7452OC Obstructing Communications at Meeting
7452BS Trying to Sound Knowledgeable While in Meeting
7452WB Waiting for Break
7452WL Waiting for Lunch
7452WQ Waiting for End of Day
7452VP Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Co-worker
7452VA Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Co-worker While Co-worker is Not Present
7452CI Covering for Incompetence of Co-worker Friend
7452BI Blaming Incompetence of Co-worker Who is Not a Friend
7452NI Trying to Explain Concept to Co-worker Who is Not Interested in Learning
7452ST Trying to Explain Concept to Co-worker Who is Stupid
7452HY Trying to Explain Concept to Co-worker Who Hates You
7452$S Buying Snack
7452)S Eating Snack
7452OT Filling Out Timesheet
7452LI Inventing Timesheet Entries
7452WH Waiting for Something to Happen
7452SY Scratching Yourself
7452ZZ Sleeping
7452FB Feeling Bored
7452LJ Complaining About Lousy Job
7452LP Complaining About Low Pay
7452LH Complaining About Long Hours
7452CC Complaining About Co-worker (See Codes 7452VP & 7452VA)
7452CB Complaining About Boss
7452PP Complaining About Personal Problems
7452MC Miscellaneous Unproductive Complaining
7452AP Not Actually Present At Job
7452SK Suffering From Eight-Hour Flu
7452LU Ordering Out
7452WF Waiting for Food Delivery to Arrive
7452WD Taking It Easy While Digesting Food
7452$U Using Company Resources for Personal Profit
7452$X Stealing Company Goods
7452FU Making Excuses After Accidentally Destroying Company Goods
7452LD Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls
7452LX Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls to Sell Stolen Company Goods
7452HB Hiding from Boss
7452GP Gossip
7452SE Planning a Social Event (e.g. vacation, wedding, etc.)
7452DP Feeling Sorry For Yourself
7452UR Updating CV
7452FR Faxing CV to Another Employer/Head-hunter
7452AI Out of Office on Interview
7452PW Pretending to Work While Boss Is Watching
7452PE Pretending to Enjoy Your Job
7452PL Pretending You Like Co-worker
7452PJ Pretending You Like Important People When in Reality They are Jerks
7452UF Miscellaneous Unproductive Fantasising
7452PJ Playing Pranks on the New Guy/Girl
7452RB Running your own Business on Company Time (See Code 7452WB)
7452CO Complaining
7452WB Writing a Book on Company Time
7452SP Staring Into Space
7452SC Staring At Computer Screen
7452TM Transcendental Meditation
7452BM Extended Visit to the Bathroom (at least 10 minutes)
7452DL Talking With Divorce Lawyer on Phone
7452PL Talking With Plumber on Phone
7452DT Talking With Dentist on Phone
7452DR Talking With Doctor on Phone
7452MA Talking With Masseuse on Phone
7452HP Talking With House Painter on Phone
7452PT Talking With Personal Therapist on Phone
7452PP Talking With Miscellaneous Paid Professional on Phone
7452IL Asking Co-worker to Aid You in an Illicit Activity
7452MJ Recreational Drug Use
7452RX Non-recreational Drug Use
7452JB Liquid Lunch
7452EM Reading humerous e-mail
7452EK Writing humerous e-mail
7452DH Redistributing humorous e-mail...............HUH!!!!