CORPORATE STRUCTURE

CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD:   Leaps tall building in a single bound
                         Is more powerful than a locomotive
                         Is faster than a speeding bullet
                         Walks on water
                         Discusses policy with God

PRESIDENT:               Leaps short buildings in a single bound
                         Is more powerful than a switch engine
                         Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
                         Walks on water if the sea is calm
                         Talks with God

EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT: Leaps short buildings with a running start
                            and favourable winds.
                          Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
                          Is faster than a speeding BB.
                          Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
                          Talks with God if special request is approved

VICE PRESIDENT:           Barely clears a quonset hut
                          Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive
                          Can fire a speeding bullet
                          Swims well
                          Is occasionally addressed by God

GENERAL MANAGER:          Makes high marks on the wall when trying to
                             leap buildings
                          Is run over by locomotive
                          Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting
                             self-injury
                          Dog paddles
                          Talks to animals

MANAGER:                  Runs into buildings
                          Recognizes locomotive two out of three times
                          Is not issued ammunition
                          Can't stay afloat with a life preserver
                          Talks to walls

TRAINEE:                  Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter building
                          Says "look at the choo-choo"
                          Wets him/herself with a water pistol
                          Plays in mud puddles
                          Mumbles to him/herself

SECRETARY:                Lifts buildings and walks under them
                          Kicks locomotives off their tracks
                          Catches speeding bullets in his/her teeth
                          Freezes water with a single glance
                          Is God